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母(悠閒的退休人員): ㄟㄟ你們圖書館如果有人送蘭花盆就留給我

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弟(圖書館館員): 不要那個很重ㄟ還有盆子

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母: 啊盆子好我要盆子 (完全沒在聽)

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弟: 就跟妳說很重咩

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母: 你就先留著你爸會去載

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父(本來在專心吃飯): 恩? (僵硬)

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俺: 有人被賣掉了....

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晚餐

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弟: 這個我吃不完

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母: 沒關係你爸會吃他有彈性胃

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父: 恩? (僵硬)

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俺: 我吃好了

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父: 喔好好好最近有點彈性疲乏......

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